The Kardashians are the modern version of this. freakish bodies and faces pitched to allow us to view lurid excess.

Am I the ONLY person who is officially over Cardi B? Also, I have a soft spot for Fran, but between her voice and Cardi, I’d rather watch an hour of a dog’s face looking puzzled. Hmm, maybe multiple puzzled dog faces..........

THIS is the Zanadu fever dream of all the evil shit goblin republicons in this country. Especially Kavanugh. I am terrified for my nieces, and everyone else that is not a rich white male asshole.

Why do I get a sick feeling that the evil goblin republican “plotters o’ prick moves” can’t be shoved back into the Pandora’s box of assholes from whence they slithered out of?

From your lips to every deitie’s ears. ASAFP, thanks so very much.

My horror and revulsion at the assholes and literal Nazis that are now free to be as horrid as possible knows no bounds. I think about the time Mr. Slap & I were attempting to fix up our home. We discovered that we had a massive/expensive termite problem that was eating the breakfast bar section of the kitchen. The…

I’ve been watching “X Company” and feeling like the horrors of WW2 are lurking around the corner for all of us.

Cuddleduds saved my “I’m so damn cold” Florida self when I visited Cleveland a few years ago. That and the nightgowns with a silky poly exterior/flannel like interior.

“God” had nothing to do with this little smug turd’s evasion of sorely needed jail time.

When my nephew was 6 month sold, my sister had to work (E.R. Nurse) on Halloween night. My stoic (quiet to the point of Silent Bob) brother-in law had no idea that their neighborhood was a trick or treat Mecca, and they ran out of candy. Turning off the porch light and ignoring the tick or treaters only caused more…

Someone I know (cough) who used to have no rhyme or reason to their cycle dressed as “The Feminine Hygiene Fairy”. Because sometimes a girl needs a tampon and no one is there to save her.

I truly feel like my sister is under the evil bullshit spell of Fox, unlike the most of our family. She used to be a very fair minded person but married a conservative stereotypical cop(NRA, hunter, racist, chauvinist,only watches Fox etc) and started attending a dickweed pastor’s services. She used to be OK with…

I’m more upset at the jerkoffs who allow their kids to blast LOUD games/videos on a tablet or phone near my table.

THIS! They won’t remember it if they are under age three or so, plus the heat + diapers and general stress/exhaustion= I could make a whole photo blog of new parents learning that the parks are NOT magical with an infant.

Kylie and Travis don’t look as miserable as the new parents who drag infants to Disney. While I understand the dream of wanting to show the kiddo a favorite place, the looks of abject misery on all their faces seems like a trip to hell with more fun colors.

At first I was vaguely concerned that tRUmp was going to possibly make Karli uncomfortable/creep her out.

How can we make my idea of the ultimate wedding present happen: a chance for the newlyweds to chat with both Ivanka and Jared on the same prison visit? Will Karli tell Ivnaka that her prsion hair isn’t “so bad” then smile as she walks back to the car? Please make this happen asap.

Thanks, I do think that the dark shadow spirit in the hall was linked to him. A very strange young couple rented that back hallway room for a month when Jane was going through a tight $ spot & they were temporarily working at the local plant. The creepy & intense dreams got worse after they left & more things got…

Loooove your screen name!!

Ordinarily, I am not dancing around to Ariana’s tunes. But I feel for her lately. Her mass shooting nightmare show and the chaos with her ex may have thrown her into the whole escapist“woohoo happy dance too much “ love whirlwind with the not-so stable Davidson.