I thought about including his allegations of sexual assault which clearly are acts of violence. Trump would assault a woman who given his tastes would be about half his size. but never someone who might stand a good chance to injure him.

WTF, where is SNS?

I just can’t get used to face tats. I guess some people are running out of real estate? Bieber’s one looks like stitches over his eyebrow. 

There is a thing you can do about it. Report her rough treatment of the son and her anger issues to CPS. They won’t take the kids away cause they’re obviously white and affluent but maybe the threat of hearing from them would be a much needed wake up call to this crazy woman. Doing nothing means you are complicit when…

You can report it to CPS

You love Fran Drescher? Are you deaf?

I have a soft spot for Alec Baldwin, but there’s really no pretending that he’s not a pretty terrible person.

I disagree, Trump doesnt have the courage to actually perpetuate violence on another. He’s more into spouting vitriol and encouraging others to commit acts of savagery.

I look forward to exercise because I watch my favorite TV programs while I’m on the elliptical. If you can find a podcast or something you really enjoy that you can watch/listen to while you work out, perhaps that could help lessen the dread.

As someone whose ancestors worked those dangerous silver mines for a pittance so they could have money to send home to Italy: Good. I hope those 21st-century Dr. Who spiders are MASSIVE. And invasive.

Yes.

Occam’s Toothbrush here. Razor has the day off.

What a terrible, terrifying way to die, regardless of whether or not it was a suicide (although sounds unlikely). May they rest in power and peace. 

the current climate makes them hesitant to even talk out their concerns.

I look forward to the ruling from the bench that “doing it to trigger the libs” is neither a defense nor a mitigating circumstance. 

Christoph Walz is their guy in Zurich! This is too funny for words. But also so strange... yet so soooo funny. Especially the part where the FBI is going to drag Jacob Wohl to prison.

Why are there still swing voters? What are they waiting for - Hannibal Lecter promising tax cuts and overturning Roe vs Wade?

I know this will never happen, but I would love for Mueller to write a book about this whole investigation and all the absurd shit that happened and continues to go on while this investigation remains active or at least write a large (scathing) section about it in his memoir.

There’s a semi-sentient-pumpkin-human that can almost speak English featured on TV daily, so there’s also that.