I still don’t know what “big moods” and “hot takes” are.

That honestly does sound like something I would do, but I shouldn’t rain on everyone’s parade.

Nah.

America’s most haunted city

Sorry, I’m still reeling from this year’s “worst things on the Internet” article to wax nostalgic about Tolerability Index.

Good news, friend! I drank a sixer of it last week that I picked up at Circle K. Good luck!

Ahem.

Are his decisions even his own? Or is he just playing a part while the money rolls in?

I’m still available, The Academy. I promise I won’t get too greedy in the gifting suites.

Or Z Nation.

Coincidentally, the first time I went to Vegas, that year’s Sharknado was set in Sin City, and the big cast party was happening on the Strip the day I left. My plane was taking off as the movie was premiering on Syfy.

1) If I remember correctly, the “photos” are little videos, and it alternates between characters. I just happened to catch April looking bored.

that apostrophe seems like it’s begging for a recreation

Apparently, the Asylum was also planning to put Reid’s face on slot machines and video gambling devices.

Most of these, like fart apps and the like, are aimed toward people who aren’t very tech savvy.

I almost did a spit-take at this. Well played.

I’ve been telling the Academy all week that I’m available and interested.

I do have lovely (though thinning) hair. It helped cushion the impact of my head on the asphalt after I crumpled off the car that hit me.

It was the intake of a man who kinda likes muffins, but not enough to go out of his way for one. That said, I had a maple walnut muffin from Starbucks yesterday and it was delightful.

Trumpplements?