My name is Matt, I loved rock music in the ‘90s, and y’all didn’t do any articles when I got hit by a car last year.

The Katamari soundtrack never fails to make me smile. To this day, it’s the most potent anti-depressant I’ve ever used.

Since 1994, the Environmental Protection Agency has mandated that all six-pack rings be degradable; according to National Geographic, most companies meet this requirement by producing six-pack rings that degrade in light.

Two weeks. The first was because it was Thanksgiving and the second was because... reasons? I have no idea.

In all fairness, this is probably the first time a woman has asked him to.

Can we not make that reference?

Can we not make that reference?

LEAP started in on the “ye olde bowels” talk.

As he should be. I’ve seen Strange Days enough times to never want to pick a fight with her.

I said it last time he had the job and I’ll say it again now: I would follow Director Mack right into Hell and back.

Chik-Fil-A can kick rocks as far as I’m concerned. Jimmy John’s, too; I won’t give my money to someone who uses it to kill elephants and rhinos.

A year ago, I interviewed for a job at a popular local brewery whom I shall not name. I thought I was coming in to discuss a social media marketing position for which I had applied, but instead they wanted to interview me for a packaging lead position. I would have been responsible for maintaining their brand new,…

I honestly think the only game I played that actually came out this year was Reigns: Game Of Thrones, which I find infuriating, but also difficult to put down.

I rather enjoyed what I’ve seen of it thus far. That opening scene is a real eyeballs-grabber.

unless you find homophobic use of the “f” slur great. Spoiler alert: It’s not.

Why is the symbiote a dog, though?

Fuuuck. Scott Pilgrim.

I only bought The Division because one of the tutorial quest-givers is named Hazen. I don’t think I’ve ever seen another character named Hazen in any other piece of media.

I’ll catch Hell for saying this, but the best po’boys and muffulettas are made on the Mississippi Gulf Coast, not in New Orleans.

To be fair, this has been marketed as a “miniseries event” since it was announced however long ago.

Expectations lowered. I’ll crack open a beer and enjoy this for what it is.