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I am so looking forward to Happy! season 2.

I’m primarily a roller derby announcer, but I’m versatile. I’ve emceed events, narrated corporate training videos, and some other stuff. It’s all fun, but, even at the height of “Hollyrouge,” there aren’t a ton of legit gigs in the state.

I would honestly love to go to Canada, especially Vancouver. Getting a work visa is hard as hell when you’re nothin’ special, though.

There are, but there isn’t a lot of opportunity for paid voice work in those places.

I’ve had more than my fill of snow. My aim right now is for SoCal, but I’ll go wherever I land work.

Say “Dolly,” we’re interested.

Skull Island was a good time, even if it was weird to watch Kong wrestling a bunch of Cloverfield monsters.

God, I wish Louisiana would go blue, but it’s been one step forward and two steps back the whole time I’ve lived here. Our politicians on both sides of the aisle are notoriously crooked, to the point where we have what we call “reasonably corrupt” picks: They’re still shady, but likely to get shit done.

Y’all ever notice how all these alt-right groups have a rule against masturbation? Like, if these boys would let each other crank one out now and then, maybe they wouldn’t be such salty little shitstains.

I am so done with red state living, y’all. There are many, many wonderful things about the South, but the things I loathe about this part of the country are rapidly overwhelming the things I love.

Mississippi’s “thing” is, and has always been, racism. But it doesn’t have to stay that way. It gives me some hope that this election was so close; I take that as a sign that my birth state is at a turning point, that the next few election cycles will see a rejection of the old ways.

You said that so much more eloquently than I could have. Thank you.

Neon Genesis Evangelion will be made available for streaming worldwide starting spring 2019.

You should listen to the Good Place podcast. She uses her natural accent there and somehow it’s even more charming.

Only if it’s Bud.

If they’d shuffle Hardwick off Talking, I bet its numbers would pick up significantly.

At least she’s no longer getting killed in every other movie, like some kind of female, Australian, Sean Bean.

Rosita did it.

The ratings have been in the toilet all season long.

Maybe it’s the world’s creepiest game of Telephone.