Honestly. Did anybody fall for a band name as fake as Neutral Milk Hotel?

Excellent article, sir. I’ll give this a try next time it’s steak night.

Sons Of Anarchy gave Harley a sales boost for a couple of years. When Kurt Sutter found out some Harley stores were selling knockoff SOA merchandise, he joked on Twitter that the show was going to switch to Indians between seasons.

My nephew has a Harley tattoo.

Gibson and Fender were at least smart enough to branch out lines for younger/broker musicians. I don’t know any guitarists who would turn their nose up at an Epiphone Les Paul or Squier Telecaster.

I was visiting family when the original commercial aired last year. My 94 year-old WWII-vet Granddad went, “Does it tweet lies, too?”

At least we didn’t also see Cheddar the Corgi, who may have died after eating an entire cake shaped like Nakatomi Plaza.

Only if she wears the 90s outfit. Big hair and all.

Dude, spoilers.

For fuck’s sakes, some viewers want to be surprised by this shit.

“Wherrrrrre arrrrre theyyyyyy,” we hear uttered in a low undead growl

Rosita climb up one of the towers to safety, because zombies do not climb and the herd would have just passed underneath them and been on their way

I stand corrected!

literally every establishment in Arizona doubles as an after-hours porn set

I used to be a Letterman fanatic, but I haven’t watched a late-night show in at least a decade. Having to be up at 5 AM every day does that. :/

I imagine the movie’s going to have a few surprise Spider-Folks.

We were so excited by those ten seconds of RX-78-2 screen time that we... still couldn’t be arsed to go see the movie.

This very site agrees with you.

Now that I think about it, I’ve never actually owned a flip phone. I opted for candybars for a few years because they were more durable. Then I had Sidekicks for a while, followed by an iPhone, and finally a decade of Android devices.

I bought a Galaxy S6+ earlier this year and it was so lovely and slim and slick, so then I bought an Otterbox for it and now it’s a silicone-swathed brick I could beat a Nazi to death with.