Two Florida residents

Why does anything happen at all, my friend?

Adidas collaborated with Louisiana-based shoe chain Sneaker Politics on a line of commemorative merchandise, first released here in Baton Rouge.

Axl Rose, of all people

I straight-up would watch the hell out of a Newhart-led TWD.

They’re also the only cast members from season one who are still on the mothership.

I cast my ballot at 6:21 AM. The polling place had not yet received their stickers, so I’m gonna use this one:

The antisocial grump in me likes the notion of minimal interaction with a stranger at the bar. The part of me that actually likes going to bars, however, hates this idea.

I’d enjoy the show more if the went full-on zany.

That’s just Mass Effect armor with ridiculous pauldrons. It looks great, but let’s not lie to ourselves.

Comixology app.

Why is it that rappers never seem to know how to hold a microphone? All three of the guys in the header image are displaying absolutely atrocious mic technique.

One definitely should invest in a special lamp.

Happy Halloween! I still miss Tolerability Index.

hard-R rated

Honestly, how hard is it to keep a bottle opener around, anyway? I own dozens. Here are a couple of my favorites:

Everybody loves the iconic intro themes for Hulu (“vuuuUUUWAH!”) and Netflix (“BuhDUMMM!”)

Why is it that, when shitty rich people get called out for being shitty, they still manage to profit from it? Fifty million dollars is more than I and my extended family will ever make in our entire lives, combined, and that’s what she’s getting paid to be fired.

Was that Lucille she used? The brains splattered on it made it look like Negan’s bat, but the rain washed them off to reveal a pretty smooth-looking surface.

Alt+0153.