I just howled in laughter after reading this and now my co-workers are staring at me.

Adam Gase’s beard is the male coach’s equivalent of the Elizabeth Holmes voice, right? 

I’m always kind of amazed when this happens in the NFL, these doofs like to brag about how they spend 160 hours a week eating tape, and then go out with the same game plan weeks in a row. Sometimes I only think Belichick looks smart is because everyone else is so dumb. It’s a team that schemes to do nothing but take…

aaahhh which book I’m trying to find it~

I’m not saying there’s balance to the force or anything, just...after feeling worn out from all those butthurt crybabies, the first trailer unleashed a torrent of other butthurt crybabies. (“This confirms that they’re backtracking on everything in The Last Jedi! I’m out!”)

Cue all the butthurt manbabies complaining about The Last Jedi. Becuase we can’t have anything Star Wars related without at least one person complaining about it.

Hopefully the next president we have (if we have one) will give Keanon Lowe the Presidential Medal of Freedom.

“The student, meanwhile was sentenced on Thursday to three years of probation and mental health treatment after pleading guilty to felony possession of a firearm in a public building and misdemeanor possession of a loaded firearm in public.”

Are you thinking about suicide? CALL 800-273-8255 (24/7)

The only thing that stops a sad guy with a gun is a good guy bearing 2 arms (that are good at hugging) and

Good guy with a hug

Empathy is a hell of a drug.

“That this life is worth living” I think that’s the biggest thing when it comes to teenage mass shooters. Easy access to guns is a big part but it’s no easy or small decision to go out in a blaze of destruction, the only reason I can think is these kids have no hope for the future and grow up thinking their lives are…

Hownthe fuck is this not being plastered over ever media site and television. This guy is an absolute hero in the realest sense of the word. 

Sweet. Now back to working on gun control legislation and changing the narrative on the discussion about mental health. :)

If that leather faced whore Katie Hopkins says one thing about this I want a group of black women to snatch her ugly ass up and give her the ass whipping that she deserves. I want it to be on camera also. This woman has committed no crime other than being an intelligent, beautiful black woman that won the heart of one…

Wow, cool of the Jacobin writers to take time off from smearing Elizabeth Warren for not OFFICIALLY getting fired for being pregnant so they can scold someone on twitter for not being performatively woke when they were 13. 

Can there be, like, a Twitter bot who just calls out transparently thirsty, brand-building fucksticks?

It was on the news constantly, and your classmates have messaged me to confirm they held protests at your school.

These are delightful. I also suspect these photos produced more confused hate-boners on MAGA chud Twitter than anything this year (non-AOC Division)