Oh hey TOPGGGG (I can’t be arsed spelling out an incel-whore’s name, you sloppy, well-fisted and well-fucked bottom-for-your-family) You know what’s “cringe”, son? Your adulation of a rapist. Here’s waiting for Tate’s inevitable shanking in the showers, bitchface!

It’ll be American plastocheese or that gack that ejaculates itself from a can.

The way you stop Lancastrians? Point out that Yorkshire is the prettier county and yes, we are going to barbeque your whippets...

Don’t tell the lazy fuckwit who churned this “content” out this. Christ, what, do you expect Matt to take a break from doobies and masturbation to do some actual research?!  

Just another TikTwat looking for validation like a good little Millennial. Christ. You were already a fan of the vaj before you stopped taking birth control, you demented fucking Chihauhau-brained dunderfuck.

You realise that once Devon and Cornwall get over their scone thing they’ll unite into a terrifying force that will sweep across the chubby outlands of Somerset and Dorset before uniting with the Welsh and Scots and setting fire to all of England?

I’m going to start a crowdfunder to get those cockroaches, lice and bedbugs therapy for having to share their living space with that sack of human piss.  Who’s with me?!

Don’t mention that to these people. They get a nosebleed when they try to get their heads round the idea of Cornish independence. What did you expect the chubby-fingered authoress of this piece to do? Actual research!?  

What a lazy click-show. No mention of the fact that the Dior show was a celebration of Josephine Baker, the only Black female admitted to the Pantheon - and an American as well - well-known to be a muse to Christian Dior and a devoted customer (she spent upwards of $200k on a wardrobe from Dior), a woman who was…

I’m still salty about Sense8 being cancelled the way it was - but, when you look at the show and look at the sheer complexity of the show, cancellation was always going to be inevitable. Yes, it’s a gorgeous-looking show (especially when you consider the viewership probably always wanted to go to the locations where…

So, grilled sandwiches mean something very different over here in Blighty. Usually a grilled cheese sandwich is also known as “roasted cheese”, which is where one procures two slices of bread, whaps on the grill (or broiler), toasts one side until golden brown, then flips the bread and applies slices of cheese to the…

HE WAS A FUCKING CHEF. Seriously - he was a fucking chef.  A motherfucking actual chef.  

One looks like a failed quiche or a casserole shat into a pastry container and the other is a culinary abortion.  It’s not rocket science, Dennis.

Today on “Ask a European...”

“including that bit where Lizzy Caplan explodes”

The “What the actual fuckery has she got on her head?” that was Miss Bolivia...

Oh hell no, Luke “Cat’s Arse Mouth” Gralia’ll be along in a minute.  

Aye, okay weebo.

I don’t know about you, but rotten half-dead cow sounds like a feast for our wee stabby arachnid friends...

Fuck this guy.  Restrain him, get a cattle prod, crank up the juice and apply it directly to his fucking skull.  Repeat as required.