Bruschetta is the one I hear pronounced incorrectly so much of the time, more than Gnocchi. Broo-SKET-tah, not Broo-shedduh.

Just for fun I pronounce it Whore Chester Shire when I put it in my omelet mix.

posting for obvious reasons:

Some actors are talking all over your close-up. But Robert? Robert de Niro’s waiting.

Americans will use anything but the metric system.

Does... does the writer even know that the Teen Wolf TV show was loosely based on the Teen Wolf movie? Am I that out-of-touch?

Do you have a character quota?  Like, you have to meet a certain count to get paid? I just can't understand any other reason to say "baked off," rather than "baked." Read your sentences and see if there's any difference, apart from 4 extra characters and a dash of pretentiousness.

Related but not sure if anyone heard but Orson Welles just revealed that “Rosebud” from Citizen Kane was the guy’s sled.

And you don’t want to see that why, exactly?

It doesn’t matter who they cast, Superman is a flat out boring character.

Shes good friends with both SMG and Charisma.

I mean, a few would get squished, but the rest would end up with food for a year...not desirable food, admitted, but...

In the scheme of things, 2040 is right around the corner. The Webb telescope was in development since the mid-90's.  These things take a long time

“They’re young and stupid,” he said, explaining that most of the women who worked for Tate and his web-cam business were 25 or younger.

Is...is it wrong I was hoping for one to be the recipient of a swirlie from the other?

...but give them knives. And broadcast it live. 

@WaffleHouse I better not hear an employee say ‘WE CAN’T DO THAT’ when I show them this video and say make me this.

The opposite of love is not hate, but indifference
— Attributed to Elie Wiesel but employed before his notable use of the phrase

Matt Smith: brought to you by milagro tequila.

and a Cadbury chocolate McFlurry