*evil British chuckle*

One is correct and the other one is a product of incest.

Fuck this listicle, Wussow. You know why? Because of the first golden rule of ordering any foodstuff from a cafe or shop:

So a wee bit of Glasgow trivia for you lot...

Listen, you - take that 12 year old and give her a voice like she’s been chain smoking since 10 and you’ve got Zooey Deschanel.

This is why we don’t drink bleach, people.  You might turn into an airhead and appear on this shit.   

Ah, Smack My Bitch Up. If I recall correctly there was a bit of backlash to that video from people because the unseen subject of the video goes out, gets drunk, picks fights with guys, sexually assaults women, gets high, pukes and generally acts like a fucking arsehole to society - which was expected of a Prodigy…

D’you feel dirty yet? Have you woken up in the damp patch of the mattress with Barsanti pawing at you? Do you feel itchy yet?

It’s okay! Dennis is an Amurican! Their healthcare is free...oh, no, wait...

Goddamnit. She was the only really decent thing about Picard’s second season (watch the scene with the Queen popping up with and then smirking at Jurati and you tell me you don’t think fuck me that’s scary) and should have been on our screens for years to come. Fuck you, cancer. Fuck you to infinity.

You leave former UK Prime Minister Liz “44 days!” Truss out of your goddamned mouth!

Looks like a shite munchy box from a shite takeaway that gives you the shits.  

Be fair. Molly doesn’t need no stinking editor and she was probably half-way to Mars on whatever makes her giggly by the time she pawed send.  She doesn’t care about the little people who aren’t “lucky” enough to live in NYC.

“This year, on the show where a semi-functioning unfuckable man - and we mean that in the sense that no sane woman would let him near her ladybits - and a gaggle of the latest camgirls we rounded up off of Instagram and ModelMayhem...”

Oh dear “Jort Lowencort”. When you’ve finished licking your fingers after a good self-fisting session, please remember that I’m not going to take you out of the greys just because you tell me you want to fuck me. I like my men to be hung, not worthy of being hung. Off you pop, scrote-face! Back to the incels!

Such a pity she wasn’t in heels.  That would have been chef-kiss-worthy.

Possibly one of the funniest moments of that film was this...

“You leering, bub?”

Oh and “Jort Lowencort” (my, what a fine inbred-sounding name. Straight from the trailer to our living room!) - I wouldn’t fuck you if my life depended on it. Lord knows what sort of STIs you incel motherfuckers (literally. You all fuck your mothers. Long, hard, slow and dry) have but, dearie me, there’s no way I’m…

God, they look...so incredibly basic.  They’ll sell millions.