I like your thinking. Give them tiny wee pistols too. And whips.
You leave the adorable wee critters alone! What have they done to you to deserve that fate? Tsk! #JusticeForScorpions
Were the two cunts fighting each other to prove that they were the bigger cunt or that they have cunts and didn’t believe the other cunt had a cunt and thus got cunty with the other cunt? This cunt needs answers!
I’m all for the employees grabbing the chubby diabetic hands of the TikTwatters and slamming faces into a hot waffle press. I’ll even loan them the money to throw hot oil in some petulant fat fuck’s face for demanding a “gourmet” treat. Order off the fucking menu, stop eating like your healthcare’s free and get a…
Oh god, don’t confuse the Americans. We’ve only got those mouthbreathers to process the concept of the NHS...oh, no, we didn’t. Okay, map time!
Well, kudos to Mme Harkawik for trying something new, but I’ll say this: if you’re going French, you can’t beat the mighty jambon-buerre. Get yourself a nice crusty (preferably freshly-baked as in “still warm”) baguette, cut it open (resist the temptation to nom the pillowy interior), spread liberally with proper…
Here’s a question for you: why do you eat like your healthcare is free?
You know, I’ve not committed arson in such a long time. Where’s my accelerants?
Adam Scott looks like a confused middle-aged schoolteacher known as Barb. Andrew Garfield’s fake tan almost blends in with the colour of his outfit (daring choice, coming as a budget sofa). Bella Ramsay looks exceedingly cool. Matt Smith has no eyebrows. What is a Glen Powell? Sheryl Lee Ralph looks gorgeous. …
If you want my opinion on “luxury” condos, here it is: they’re luxury as long as the services are maintained. They’re luxury as long as the gym memberships are paid, the building fees are paid, the servants are paid - and don’t you kid yourself into thinking there won’t be servants. Maybe they’ll take a leaf out of…
Oh, and one thing - has anyone asked these vapid non-entities if they’re satisfied living in their high-rises?
I’m going to rang here. I worked in social work when I left University and I saw the impact of high-rise living amongst the population of my city. People think super-talls and high rise apartments are the way to go. It depends on where you’re living. In my city - Glasgow - we built dozens of high-rise apartment…
Oh, Billy. I don’t want to have to do your job for you - but I will.
“Midwest Food Is Quietly Spreading Across the Country”
Is there no beginning to your skills, Kylie? Let’s see how long this stays up after your disastrous attempt on Henry Cavill.
*hears the words “facial swelling”...*
If by salty you mean “written by a rapidly-ageing prolapsed twink”, then yeah. That is what an early-onset midlife crisis looks like.
Spigen cases are brilliant. They come in a variety of colours (so if you’re one of those prissy twits who just has to have a pink carbon fibre case then you live your best bulletproof Barbie bimbo self!) and they’re tough.