*murmurs in a tone equal to a 50s housewife spreading scandalous gossip*

Word of advice to Hattie - if you’re going to be silly enough to give a link to a BBC story, you might want to be aware that the BBC will (if the “crime” has been committed on British soil) include a full statement from the accused.

I’d banish her to the Phantom Zone. She plays the same fucking basic non-entity character in every single fucking thing she’s in. She’s playing herself and not in a sexy-times way!

Kerrygold is seen as one of the cheaper, lower-quality brands here in the UK. I’ll just usually buy a supermarket’s own-brand block but if I’m cooking something for someone else and want to make them feel special (the fact I’m letting them live should persuade them of that particular illusion...) I’ll go for something…

*bitchy Gay Scottish Slag mode activated upon scenting blood*

Agreed.  His attitude, whilst White Gay Basic Bitch in tone and (failed) execution, is pure Yank-On-A-Rope.

As a Brit raised on Kate Bush, it pissed me off as well to read stuff online about people listening to her stuff for the first time and the fanbois going “oh you only like her because of Stranger Things.”

I’m sorry...they cut Ana de Armas from the film? No wonder that film sucked donkeyballs. You do not cut the actress my granny refers to as “that adorable wee Cuban lassie” from a film and expect it to do well. My granny might just have to cut a bitch up for that crime against humanity. Also - they cut de Armas and,…

A lot of whiny-types are moaning about the resurgence of 90s/00s types of music but I have to say it’s been mostly fabulous. Especially the club stuff, sorry, “EDM” for the Basics. What I love about a lot of the artists and groups/collaborations releasing stuff recently is that they’re applying not so much a polish to…

An Animatrix-style spin off?!??!

I’m not going to take RockHardWithHisMommy’sViagra out of the greys just yet...

The ones they’ve got are getting mighty plump though. All those chicken sandwiches and mayo make for succulent Millennial!  Gobble gobble!

And meanwhile, in “how adults really run a country” Scotland just made it that little bit easier to transition. (Fuck you, Terfs, Joanne Karen Rowling) Proving that we’ve become easily the kindest part of the UK. Not a bad place to be, considering that it was still illegal to be homosexual in Scotland as recently as…

Yes dear, and a broken clock tells the right time twice a day.  Unless it’s a digital display and then you’re just buggered.

But...she didn’t lie though. David Seymour is a prick.

I will say this about Part of Your World - it’s easily one of the more political Disney songs. Compare it to the more sugary confections from Ye Olde Disneye films and it has elements that you could easily identify as expressions of nascent feminism. Consider it from the perspective of the LGBT community - it has long…

No, dear.  She’s had a reputation since she was a back-up dancer for Janet Jackson.

“Midwestern workaholic-fashionista”

Yes, yes, yes, yes a thousand times yes. Nary a derpy Millennial in sight. Plus, it has Stefi Celma.

Just out of curiosity - yes, I stayed up last night to hate-watch Why Hasn’t Emily Been Sold Into White Slavery? - why does the Token Asian BFF dress like a discount OnlyFans hooker?