Tik Tok is the social media equivalent of Five Minute Crafts. All we need is some gormless twat with that heinous American auto-voice cheerfully extolling the virtues of brushing one’s teeth with hot glue for online idiocy to have come full circle.

*sigh*

Oh thank the kitteny christ someone else noticed that the sword looks like a prop from Power Rangers!

D’you, er, d’you do a lot of dropping wooden beams to know what a wooden beam sounds like when it’s dropped, Brenty-kins? No? Ooooh.  

It was Ruth Wilson. She’s so brilliant at playing bad guys that it’s bloody obvious she’s the villain.

May she never see the light of day again. She knew what she was doing with Epstein. She actively took part in what they were doing. She’s no fucking victim. Both of them should have been sentenced. Unfortunately he got bumped off (boo) but she’s survived (so far).

It’s Barsanti. Snark isn’t in his skill set.

Isn’t this prick close to the grave or something?  Can’t one of you useless “democrats” hurry this cunt along?

I find that the blood of my vanquished foes, served cold over chilled children’s fingerbones, to be most refreshing.

*smacks*

Maybe this’ll inspire them to stop with what appears to be a scattershot approach to programming. Find what’s good, what works with the viewership and stop pissing about. And christ, less “Original Movies”. They’ve all got one thing in common: they’re pants.

Josephine Baker left the USA and is still regarded by the people of France as being one of their all-time greatest war heroes. I remember reading about her in history when I was at school and just going “Wow.”

“Excited to see who’s willing to date this man next!”

We applaud you for your courage and we will give you as many false alibis as you see fit!

*rolls eyes*

Remove the Devil’s Twigs, aka Celery (yick) and you’ve got a tasty mid-morning snack there...

You know what you people need (if you don’t already have this nectar of the fucking GODS)?

It won’t make you feel ancient, but it will remind you of how much the world has shifted since you were young. And if you’re a Brit like me, and in your mid-forties, you’ll realise with too much pain just how fucking glad you are that these (fictional) people get to live in this day and age. Every main character has…

I don’t know how your safety standards work over there in the States (though, given the amount of killer salad stories we get to chortle at over here in the UK...) but our milk can sometimes last for a scary amount of time and not be UHT. There’s a brand of milk sold here in the UK called Cravendale which can last up…

The original film is one of my favourites. It’s very close to the book - one could argue that it was made first and Ira Levin was brought in to write the novelisation - and it’s a brilliant example of a (then) very new take on the whole surburan-horror story. Plus, it has some seriously creepy as hell visuals. And it…