Bloody kinja.

I’m so very fucking glad that the Kardashian trainwreck never decided to wear possibly one of my favourite gowns ever to have been dreamt up by Coco Chanel. The thought of it being damaged by that clumsy oaf...nope. Just nope. (Want to see a picture of it? Course you do!)

Yeah, that one makes little sense. They’re both brilliant films, in the case of Parasite even magnificent, but they’re not horror films.  

Let The Right One In works on two levels (well, some could argue four) - it’s a clever little horror film, definitely - but it also plays on in the “Scandi-Noir” trope/genre. It’s one of those films that you knew, you just knew that some dumbass American studio executive sat back in his chair, belched and said “fuck…

Uncomfortable White Woman speaks out against article about hateful discrimination.  News at nine.

“Where as queer is accepted in the vernacular being part of the LGBTQ+ community. A portion of people across that LGBTQ+ spectrum would identify them as queer.”

Christ, can you imagine the unfunny carnage that would be an American take on 8 out of 10 cats do Countdown? The sarcasm void would be catastrophic.

Okay, let’s take it from the top.