“It’s dumb that they just brought back Palps after not mentioning him in either of the previous movies. Like we’re supposed to believe that he was like just off-screen the entire time.”

Sticking to sports is a recipe for boring, low traffic articles.

You guys are awesome. It is not hyperbole to say that this site often gets me through the day. Keep up the good work, and for the love of god do not stick to sports.

I feel like venture capitalists would consider theft a sport, right?

You missed the point. That one replay cost Oklahoma the game and maybe season, NOT giving up 48 points to Kansas State.

Complaining that the cameras caught it? Seriously? Are we upset when the cameras catch whether they drag their feet for a catch, or whether a fumble occurs before being down? Darn technology

The main gripe here is that piece of modern technology was used to essentially determine the outcome of a game within a system that is nowhere near as modern... had the camera not caught this brief ricochet and a red-hot Oklahoma offense been allowed to travel the 38 yards necessary to score a touchdown, the game most…

I mean, it’s pretty rude to ask a softball question of a soccer coach.

Great read!

“You sayin’ there’s a room available?”  - J. Tomsula

That’s a libelous overexaggeration. Sure, some animals might have died, but running the neighborhood pets through tackling drills and two-a-days isn’t technically torture.

Belichick is an asshole but it's stuff like this that makes him a MAGNIFICENT asshole. 

Yeah, I have a really hard time labelling Belichick a genius when the rest of the league is just so goddamn stupid. Land of the blind, one-eyed man, etc.

There can never be enough bad things to happen to Gregg Williams in this world or the next.

Just say the Patriots are good. You’ll feel better.

Yes, but then you don’t have a rope with which to descend on the other side. You’d have to throw two ropes over the wall. Everybody knows drug dealers can’t afford two ropes.

A deuce is a deuce

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”