“And with the first pick, the Phoenix Suns select LeBron James...”

The Warriors had to be laughing at the Rockets last night. “This is the only thing you can do? Have your two best players work their nuts off to get a hard ass shot on every single possession?” The point is the Warriors can do that (but with a better player), or they can run 200 motions and get a layup or they can…

but more importantly it’s because the Warriors know more ways to score than standing around like fucking idiots while their Designated Ball User dribbles a Morse Code War and Peace into the hardwood in 22-second chapters.

Great piece and agree wholeheartedly. I just wanted to give a shout out to these two marvelous lines. 😘👌

Will never not be funny, and will never be fun.

He’s clearly flustered - can’t even aim his nut shots correctly.

Watching Harden/Paul dribbling for 23.2 seconds then throwing a desperation pass at a disinterested teammate to hoist up a shot before the shot clock expires will never not be funny. Only way it could be better is if the soundtrack was “Yakety Sax”.

standing around like fucking idiots while their Designated Ball User dribbles a Morse Code War and Peace into the hardwood in 22-second chapters.

it’s because the Warriors know more ways to score than standing around like fucking idiots while their Designated Ball User dribbles a Morse Code War and Peace into the hardwood in 22-second chapters.

You can’t flop for the foul if you are putting up a fight.

Imagine LeBron playing blackjack. He’d totally pass Jordan as the best ever.

This is just like when I recall how many pieces of bread everyone at the table has already had when I’m taking the last one for myself.

Is there some available coach out there who has a secret plan for making James less good at basketball?

These nicknames are Han point.

“They never call it the hazing either, they always say ‘the event’ or ‘what happened in the summer’

How many assists did Roomba have?

Nah, just leave it dissolved. If the cost of having sports is this shit we don’t need sports.

Kenan Thompson as a barely disguised Kendrick Perkins ftw

I’m pretty sure they make more than $130K.

More offensive than anything Toronto is doing right now.