even a bad Patriots team is better than 80% of the rest of the league 80% of the time because, you know, competent coaching n stuff

coming to Netflix in January

“That poor umpire is being treated very unfairly, worst harrassment in the history of tennis, I would have done the same thing, in fact tampering with participants in a contest and being a creep is the only foreign and domestic policy I have.” -DJT

Trump didn’t collude, Hillary and Obama colluded

At first glance I thought the headline said “coaches need to START kicking themselves” and I thought it was a proposal that NFL head coaches have to be the ones to kick field goals and I mean think about Belichuk or Andy Reeeed or Harbob or Shurbub having to shamble out onto the field with their season on the line and…

You are correct! Which is why other countries have consistently had no trouble beating team USA in previous tournaments

OH I GET IT BECAUSE THERE IS TRAFFIC

Yes, every team can have their country’s best players. All the best Americans turned it down or have torn ACLs.

In this analogy is Dwight Howard in the Lakers jersey or is it the Lakers in the Lakers jersey?

yeah and no one ever complained about teams getting utterly jobbed from obviously blown calls. NEVER COMPLAINED. It was a whine-free Utopia.

I just came to give stars to all the people dumping on Haisley :-) 

no it’s not

CARMELO

Mr. President what are you doing up past your bedtime

I think this article and your reply both demonstrate that they are owning it :-)

Hey, aren’t you that terrible stand-up comedian I’ve seen at every open mic night? Or did you just steal his low-hanging fruit?

“Did Maverick pull a Monica Witt and defect to Iran to continue flying his beloved plane?”

It’s not “overhead” if the foot is not over the head

In a shocking twist,

“b) could Elvis sing though?”