I imagine these guys piling out of it:  

There’s tons of room for batteries in the pockets that the Stow ‘N Go seats drop into. I’d gladly forego Stow ‘N Go to have MoParGo Electro Propo.

Castrate that bull by pulling one hairpin clip.  Soooo easy!

All show, and less power than a minivan.  CP

“Ace Rothstein : [voice-over] Whoever it was, they put the dynamite under the passenger’s side. But what they didn’t know, what nobody outside the factory knew, was that that model car was made with a metal plate under the driver’s seat. It’s the only thing that saved my life.”

Reminds me why I live where my ‘neighbors’ can neither hear nor see what I am doing.

Wouldn’t mind having both of these sitting in my driveway.  I never had a Coronet, but had several C-bodies (1969-1975) as well as four M-bodies (Diplomat/5th Ave/Gran Fury).  I miss them dearly in my current front wheel drive/non-V8 livery.

Thirty years from now:

My group at the US Army Tank Automotive Research, Development, & Engineering Center did something like this back in 2013: https://www.army-technology.com/news/newsus-army-develops-virtual-windows-bradley-vehicles/

Because of 2007, I would suppose.

Only partly in jest... I’d rock an Elio. I’d even volunteer my time and talents to re-engineer the fenders so they don’t fall off: https://jalopnik.com/body-part-falls-of-elio-3-wheeler-during-live-test-driv-1784533335

Maybe the gov should take over Elio motors and get us the cheap efficient car that we all need. 

I usually tighten the lug nuts on my RIMS.  If I’m tightening a lug nut on my tire I’m about to have other problems.  Fucking lawyers.

Or was did that used to be Chuck Norris’s CRV?

That train came to a complete stop within it’s own length! Does it have 64 piston Brembos on it or something?

Put up a barrier at the yellow line.  There’s one wall I can get behind.

The President continues insist that a person needs to show ID to buy groceries in the US.

Correct way to do it. Pay attention. Put any loose items in your pockets or backpack/satchel/whatever. Plan what you are going to grab and when. If your carry-on is behind you, sit the fuck down and wait. If not, stand up when it’s your turn, grab your shit expeditiously, and get the fuck off the plane.