I installed one of these. Works pretty good.

The only way this could possibly be better is if it could somehow be mounted on the visor to shoot a lit cigarette right into your waiting mouth, and maybe with a photocell to detect when the previous one was gone, so a new one can be fired off automatically.

I feel like a DRM opportunity was missed in that Ronson could have made their own custom sized cigarettes and set up the Robo-Liter to only accept them.  Kinda like the few weeks that you could only use Keurig K-cups in their new machine before people learned to just tape the lid from a legit one onto the knock-off.

Marlboro Adventure Team: Weather Radio and Lit Cigarette Dispenser

Pairs nicely with the Peltzer Smokeless Ashtray:

Excerpt from Michigan’s Motor Vehicle Code:

STATION WAGON (according to Michigan Secretary of State) - it’s a truck in my opinion...

I have always enjoyed a vehicle that is built on the same platform and contains most of the same elements as a legitimate truck being called something other than a truck for tax or regulatory purposes.

Man, look at all the tattoos, piercings, and hair dye these motherfuckers couldn’t afford.

Does it come with a full-time AAA truck loaded with spare rims and rubber band tires to follow you around?

I called on a lady driving from Fort Walton Beach to Crestview, FL once.  She was swerving and running others off the freeway.  She finally wiped out, taking out a bunch of flexible lane markers and spun a full 360 in the median.  I took her keys until the cops could arrive.  The police officer said that he couldn’t…

Good thing nobody told this guy he couldn’t either:

Drove my CJ-3B to work a couple of weeks ago. It is dwarfed by this mildly built late-model Wrangler.

*Didn’t read the article, only the headline*

CU - Dealer relationship: I went to an in-network dealer after getting pre-approved by my CU. I mentioned nothing about the CU while we checked out the car and completed price negotiations.

It worked by running over the wheel with the front tire of a 1970's Chrysler C-body behemoth.  Individual results may vary.

One has to assume that the non-serviceable reservoir of ‘burnout fluid’ has to be near empty on these high horsepower used cars.  $40-50k is a lot to drop on such a thing.

This is what happens when you let program managers and marketing people run amok without an engineer or two to rein them in.

Amphibious 1992 Wrangler Renegade? Nope nope nope

In Michigan if someone rear ends you, they are getting a ticket.  Also, I’d like the officer to investigate why the person hit me.