Right?  Those pricks are EVERYWHERE and their numbers are unlimited.

I am thinking that your rusted ‘crumple zones’ probably helped you in this case.  If your Jeep were rock-solid you would have gotten a much greater jolt to your body.

You call the police any time someone hits you with their vehicle.  Even if there is no apparent damage. 

Snopes story from 1999: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/auto-no-plate/

Any of you guys seen ‘Trollhunter’?

Hahah, your diagram made me think of Colon Blow cereal. G’nite folks! Thanks for coming!

A-pillar checks out.  Your work is done here.

This must be why the bumpers of half the malaise-era cars fell off about three years in.  “We’re doing it for the war!”

You know what else does most of these things equally well? Your existing car....pulling a $1000 trailer.

I do have a few ideas for some people I’d like to shrink wrap to a pallet and send there in the first wave.

Did you see how miserly the door seal looks?  He probably decided not to chance ANOTHER place that leaks constantly.

My mom used to make pickaninny dolls.  I remember as a small child in the early 1980's thinking that was racist AF.

Be all you can be was an Army slogan, not the Marines.

So it’s a slightly reshaped Jeep Liberty.  Worth the wait!  Bahaha!

Minus your time, you spent about what a common mortal spends on a single Super Bowl ticket.  I think your money was better spent.

You can have that lawn mower. Go to the nearest big box store and buy a big hydrostatic one with some rear wheel weights. Even my 71 year old Farmall Cub with 8 horsepower exhibited a 1600lb drawbar pull at the 1947 Nebraska Tractor test. It would pull this no problem (assuming I didn’t burn up the clutch slipping it…

The coefficient of rolling friction for a train car is roughly .001. At 1,000,000 lbs, only 1000 lbs of pulling force is required to overcome that friction and move the train car. Hardly an amazing feat for any vehicle.

This guy says all those auto manufacturers can go home and eat some shit with their stupid publicity stunts:

You know what else would probably tow all of those things on flat, level ground?  A fucking riding lawn mower, or a few people pulling on a rope.