No Truck Nuts, but a goddamned cannon barrel in their place.

These guys approve.

I’ll believe that as soon as I start seeing this fucking thing somewhere than on the cover of Popular Mechanics every 5-7 years since 1985.

You only have to ask yourself one question: What would David Tracy do?

But only the Oldsmobile Silhouette was advertised by Mr. Spock himself:

Fuck me, no.  That song makes me want to lift heavy objects and break things, berserker style.

Welcome to Russia, where our car engines make no sound.

Well, this less terrible than a beehive canister round (filled with flechettes) which were notable for creating ‘pink mist’ when used on enemy personnel. NOTE: No pink-mist in the following video, just some silhouette targets getting sheared.

If the owner is unclear as to the type of engine they have, I’m unclear as to my interest in said vehicle... unless it’s a complete bargain.  CP.

I don’t see a callout for Goodyear G159s.  What gives?

These guys need to take the Cranfield University (U.K.) Defence & Security - Fighting Vehicle Design Course.  They’re almost there.  But a little wisdom and some engineering changes would greatly improve that track design.

Buddy system, always.

I prefer the Pendejo.

They have to start small so it can slowly bloat to the size of what we all recall as the ‘Trailblazer’.

Fuck HOA’s. Never lived in a HOA controlled area, never will.

1969 Chrysler 300, 350hp 440, 4 wheel drums, Holley 750 stuck wide open... the drums lost.

So would this be heel-toe shifting? In Crocs, no less.  Niiiiice.

Pro Tip: Always remove the gas can from the vicinity (and the car) before doing anything that throws sparks or flames:

C’mon Jason, there have been videos of trombonin’ scooters floating around for years. Here’s one I saw in 2015: