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skwimjim
skwimjim

What’s the rating on that janky looking trailer hitch ball?

Live in it?!  In mother Russia, Jeep live in you!

“Get on the plane, get on the plane....” “Fuck you! I’m getting IN the plane!”

Now I’m going to have to go buy about 70 pool noodles and 500' of paracord to make myself a sweet roll-up beach raft.

Bleeech!

It’s the Trump way. Take it away, hear the lamentation, then give it back for the accolades and rejoicing.

I’m surprised he didn’t suggest airdropping tactical teams of asylum seekers armed with bottles of Trump water.

Never underestimate the usefulness of a cordless reciprocating saw and a few extra blades.  

I don’t clean mine.  I put it in a gallon ziploc bag for next time.

Yes.  I have one of these and use it frequently.  Great tool!

I’m all about Ford’s Lighting Blue.  In fact, I drove out of state to buy a Fusion in that color.

Wait until they compare the samples from Bennu and Ryugu, finding to be of the exact same composition, concluding that both asteroids are actually fragments of Nibiru, and that bringing the two specimens into contact initiates a ‘great conjunction’ that turns the world upside-down, leaving room for the Skeksis to

It worked for them in the 90's.

Frozen pipes are no fun.

Like a box of DEAD kittens.

By that time salt has had 4 months to accumulate and do its work.  I instead sell at 100k miles and leave those headaches to the next fella.

Fixed it, thanks!  EDIT: A quick check of the interwebs shows both spellings are acceptable, but I think bibb is more appropriate.

The real trick is uncoiling my frozen, hard as a rock garden hose without it breaking, turning on the water to the hose bib in the basement, going back outside, connecting the hose and utilizing this ‘hack’, then draining all the water out of the hose, coiling it, shutting off the hose bibb in the basement and letting