Anal Fusion - Ow!

Further proof of the Pauli exclusion principle.

It was only recently that I rediscovered and threw away my last cassette tape aux input adapter.

Cool. Wonder if the wires will fall out of the back sides of the outlets like on my last uber-cheap Chinese generator.  Or if the cast aluminum housing on the generator head will shatter during use like on my last uber-cheap Chinese generator.  Perhaps the carburetor will fall off during use like my on my last…

Cool. Wonder if the wires will fall out of the back sides of the outlets like on my last uber-cheap Chinese…

I once opened a can of smoked herring on a school bus trip to Disney World.  I almost found myself cast onto the side of the freeway somewhere in Georgia.

Haha, okay.  

Sshh, don’t tell her that. “Those jeans look great, honey!”

Now THAT would have been stellar.

I once drove 450 miles with a 600# limestone boulder in the trunk of my 1975 Chrysler Newport. Weirdest wedding gift ever.

Yes, it is a foolhardy implementation, but the overall look is pretty cool.

I can’t upload any images right now, but check this Charger out: http://www.autoguide.com/auto-news/2013/02/defiance-dodge-charger-is-a-post-apocalyptic-crime-fighting-machine.html

Ran when parked.

I was actually shopping for a Taurus X when I ended up buying an Edge (2011). Hate me, but I actually liked that Edge just fine.

“Silicon-wrapped case”? I think the video narrator was going for silicone. Ughhh.

“Silicon-wrapped case”? I think the video narrator was going for silicone. Ughhh.

Or like a candidate who won’t release his taxes because they’re ‘under audit’ then three years later finds himself the subject of a massive investigation.

Methinks you need to borrow The Hoffman from the Lane museum, fit it with some of these, and send Torchinsky on a mission to cross the Mojave Desert.

I always get wankers in tarted-up JC Whitney equipment encrusted modern Jeeps going bonkers when I am tooling around in my CJ3B. I rarely wave back.

I see your logic and I like it.

I have a pit in my garage. I have never used it in the 2 years since I bought my house. I use ramps in my detached shop instead. Old habits die hard.

That is not a garage for hardcore wrenching. That is a garage for tinkering.... you know, replacing a vacuum line or polishing your headlights.