QUENTIN Tarantino, not Quinten

I wonder how many wind turbines could have been built with the money that the US spent fighting the war in Iraq from 2003 to present.

The Mo’Hawk, the better.

That Brazilian Ford mod was wicked expensive. It was, like, fifty Brazilian dollars.

This should be directly connected via a corrugated flexible tube to another tent in which E.T. and Elliott are dying.

...and no cleanse juices to be seen.

I bet it would be sold on Goop, and come with a trunk full of cleanse juices and jade vagina eggs.

You know as well as I do that any attempt to do brake work at one wheel (on a vehicle of this vintage with that much ‘patina’) that involves bleeding or removing a line will snowball into a comprehensive brake system replacement.

Now to make the hologram grip the steering wheel. Introducing NEW VIRTUAL Autopilot Buddy! https://jalopnik.com/the-autopilot-buddy-for-your-tesla-is-insidiously-dange-1826048861

Oh totally. This product is fucking stupid and dangerous. I was just reminded of the other safety devices I have defeated and lived to tell of.

I only hope it works as well as the Bathroom Buddy from Gremlins.

Confession Time: I used a split ring of PVC pipe to hold the safety bar on my push mower so that I could walk away from it to move a garden hose or something without it shutting off.

Stevie Wonder. Ha ha. Reminds me of one of my favorite logical proofs: “God is love. Love is blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.”

Lemme know when they build the Rainbow Road expansion so I can spend most of the race falling off the edge and finish by throwing my controller against the TV.

My dad had a truck in the late 1980's that had plaid valve covers:

This is what happens when Oogie Boogie mates with one of the Na’vi from Avatar.

Be Best

Maybe via a shipping option for ‘Matryoshka Delivery’, right next to the gift wrap option.

Now they need to redesign their boxes to look like various scales of the truck. Then I will order die-cast models of this truck so I can receive a box, packaged inside an identical box, delivered by an identical box.

I captured one in my chicken wire compost containment and killed it with a single point-blank shot between the eyes with my $30 pellet rifle.