Fan/alternator belt broke out in the middle of nowhere on a 1984 Caprice. No tools. Had a 5' length of 1/4" braided nylon rope in the trunk. Tied it around the pulleys as tight as I could and trimmed the excess with a sharp rock. As long as I didn’t rev it too high it wouldn’t slip too bad. It lasted the rest of…

Mr. Fusion overrides all of the gauges.

Ramps. Line the deck with ramps. “Insane Stunt Failed”.

NHSTA is now going to mandate integration of up-view mirrors.

Fact: Half of all current Cimarron owners think it’s called a Cinnamon because that’s what the lady in the next trailer over told her.

This also gives credence to the theory that just because you’re in a bigass truck doesn’t mean you can’t be flipped over by a little car.

Don’t forget the SonoRamic Commando

This is more my kind of ‘Sober’:

When ya gotta go ya gotta go.

Screw beers! How many kidneys can it hold?

Screw beers! How many kidneys can it hold?

I don’t know that anybody wants to see the cop taking a shit, though.

Or a Plasan Sandcat or a Lenco Bearcat:

Dude. Knockin’ on Heaven’s Door is a GnR song. Everybody knows that! :p

Chorus was written and recorded in 1973 by Bob Dylan and Keith Secor (Old Crow Medicine Show) wrote the rest which was released in 2003. Darius Rucker released his cover in 2013 and gets all the credit.

Conspiracy Theory: The front face of the truck is actually an LRAD (acoustic weapon).

Soon: Making jokes about ‘time capsules’ in an airport will lead to your arrest.

That was the ‘wurst.

As of the 2000 census, 10.9% of the city’s population identified as of Polish ancestry.

Dodgy? Sure! But Mopar to them. Whatever it takes to pickup sales.