Please tell me they aren’t riveting on a tag that has “VIN Number” stamped on it. Such a USA American faux pas.

As long as you don’t mind smelling like unburnt hydrocarbons, 1970 Chrysler 300 convertible for the win. Use the remaining $5K to recondition or for your first month or two of premium fuel and lead additive. https://www.hemmings.com/classifieds/cars-for-sale/chrysler/300/1913461.html

This is now my 2nd favorite single seat car:

Please provide me with your drug dealer’s number and the best time to call.

1995. Winter in a small SW Michigan town. Barreling down a snow-covered, narrow, twisty, tree-lined , hilly, two lane road at 70mph in a 1972 Chrysler Newport. Coming downhill around a blind curve to the left. An old pickup truck emerges from driveway about 30 yards ahead and turns to head same direction as me. …

For $6k the seller could, I don’t know, at least CLEAN the damned thing. You can’t polish a turd, but you should at least try before selling it. Crack pipe.

I am thinking those somehow apply to the size or other dimensional characteristic of the size of the driver’s balls, but haven’t come up with a good enumeration.

For those interested in reading true stories about the evolution of Submarine espionage during the Cold War, I highly recommend reading, “Blind Man’s Bluff”(https://www.amazon.com/Blind-Mans-Bluff-Submarine-Espionage/dp/1610393589/ref=tmm_pap_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=1485382478&sr=8-1)

Yep, the lights weren’t going, so likely a detection error.

Wouldn’t even leave the barrel? You sure about that?

Being a terrible person, I just jump in and go like hell no matter what the conditions are. All the while I carefully monitor for changes in the odometer reading. Once it reaches 100,000 miles (or 161,000km) [full mostly-trouble-free operating condition], I turn the for-sale sign on full blast and park it in the…

He was probably waiting for his tax return to come in so he could sign up for Amazon Prime.

Seeing this done manually really gives you an appreciation for a small 12VDC motor and an even smaller geartrain found in an inexpensive winch.

Terrell, if you want to focus on Russian activity, I recommend keeping an eye on any output from Dr. Phillip Karber of the Potomac Foundation. I was in the room for a pants-shittingly terrifying briefing he gave on Russian military hardware developments at a defense conference last year. You could hear a pin drop in…

I always wondered what happened to the Dark-Sided lady. Apparently she has discovered Wikipedia. Hope she gets some help:

FWIW, that type of train can stop fairly quickly. It’s a different story when a mile-long freight train is bearing down on you.

Too easy. When I think of Monopoly, I think of Trump. He’s now the businessman with the ultimate monopoly.

If they sold that, Equinox sales would fall flat. Think of the Equinoxes.

Hopefully the Bronco will be available in a low feature trim with a price to match, emulating the rugged simplicity of the ‘66-’77 Bronco. But I fully expect it to be priced on par with a fully-loaded Rubicon with tons of features the everyman doesn’t need, nor can he afford.