“Brendan Gleeson has been cast to play Donald Trump. OK, sure.”

Strange; when I was last in Williamsburg, everyone looked like they were straight out of Colonial times...

Michael I love your pieces and consider you one of the funniest writers on the internet, but do you really buy into that “no snitching” bullshit? If I was looking at 47 years I’d be telling the feds I know how much wood a woodchuck chucks, especially if the dudes I was ratting out had kidnapped, beat and robbed me and…

Not an evangelical, but I know that in a lot of Christian art a small flame over a head represents the Epiphany. Might be that evangelicals use this imagery as well.

I like when all the fake fucking Christians just go hang out together.  Don’t bother my ass none.

Two words: Cheap. Grace.

Federal pardons are only for Federal crimes.

She is only sorry and tearful because she’s going to jail. That’s it. She’s not repentant that she shot a man in his own damned apartment while hopped up on something other then racism, she’s sorry because she likely thought she would have a few weeks off with pay and get to come back and do her same old shit.

I would also love a subscription streaming service please. There is still a significant portion of Los Angeles that can’t watch Dodger games without illegal streaming (which is somehow higher quality than the mlbtv experience). I wonder if that will affect the Dodgers popularity with young people... /s

protect the investment of season-ticket holders

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“yeah, that’s about right.”

I will die upon the Hill of Dude. I am a man who came of age in the 80's when Dudes were Dudes and Bro’s had not yet harshed our Dudeness. A Dude is a man of relaxed character and mellow disposition, The Dude was called so for a reason.

I’m waiting for the sentencing, until then this is still up in the air.  

Don’t you mean 5 dollarydoos?

Ante meridian. Uncle meridian. All the little meridians.

I think Republican senators will gradually peel off and support it as Trump does more of this bullshit and continues to implode.

ive flat out dared these people who believed obama was going to take away their guns to take their gun to washington and make him take it from them.

they were cowards. which is why they own the fucking things in the first place.

I fucking miss this show.

“FROM YOU, OK?! I LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU!”