White people in Philly immediately became terrified upon learning a large black man owned a Gunn.

Apartheid state does apartheid.

Is this some kind of joke? The cowards are speaking on background like we give a fuck. They realize this will backfire and increase her popularity, right? lol

It should be obvious in hindsight. A real homophobe wouldn’t have correctly spelled “you’re”.

Ten years ago an openly gay candidate would never have gotten this level of attention or support.

You went to Pharma U?

“Don’t break into someone’s house and then shoot him” doesn’t seem like an especially impossible standard.

...had received 32 complaints...department has cleared every single officer...

but they do work in the context of a storytelling machine that throws improbability wrenches at you.

And also, if you want Aston Villa to have superhuman-like success, drop the difficulty level to make higher rated teams play badly. Drag the rest of the world down to Villa’s level. I mean hell, I’ve got Blackburn 25 points clear of City in their first Prem season and I won the world cup with Egypt. It just lets you…

Damn it, I thought it was what happened when six Mormons forced to live together stop being Polite Salt Lake and start being Real.

You know what this sounds like? “There’s a simple solution to addiction and it’s not waiting for the government to step in. It’s to just stop being addicted.”

Vape some THC! Should make things more entertaining, but if not, at least you might die. 

> paramilitary contingent

FBI: we need a name for our new witness protection client, what you got

“You know, they love me in the Netherlands.”

These commenters didn’t choose to be bureaucrats, that’s just how almighty Jah made ‘em.

We can, and we did. Fuck you forever, Hitchbot.

Technically correct is the best kind of correct.