skullsfortheskullthrone
Skullsfortheskullthrone
skullsfortheskullthrone

Mitch is a soulless traitor, racist, coward and the ultimate beta cuck.

Fuck you Newt. Ninety-five percent of the people I’ve talked today are legal immigrants and they ARE ALL FUCKING DISTRAUGHT BECUASE THEIR FAMILY MEMBERS ARE BEING ROUNDED UP TODAY FOR DEPORTATION.

Sure, but they’re not bad when they come from a White, Republican man; that’s just being politically incorrect. On the other hand, when a Black or Brown, Democratic woman uses that word, she’s being uppity and vulgar.

I bet it was Busch Gardens - Tampa. I couldn’t tell you what ride.

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White Lady: Racism really does exist. I personally witnessed it happen to my Black child.

There's jail, and then there's jail.

He'll flip just to spread the blame around, and he'll flip to avoid spending ALL his remaining years in jail. I think he'll sing like a sick kookaburra.

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As angry as this may make you, please stay until the end. ;)

This is what I do. It gives them some semblance of control, but also, I feel that maybe it helps them to appreciate their last moments of fun, and get the most of out of it LOL.

My father would just leave if I wasnt coming..  That made me the person I am today!!! Wheres the whiskey... 

This seems like that classically southern version of racism where people believe that you can be “proud of your southern heritage” by flying a Confederate flag and also “not be racist” because you’re not actively killing Black people. There’s also a subset of virulent racists who fly the flag and have legitimate

What’s the point of a card game if people can’t masturbate while playing it?

I guess you could say these are the Droidekas players were looking for

If the billionaire president of the United States commits tax fraud and calls it being a good businessman, then I think a poor Somali guy driving for grub hub shouldn't feel obligated to report his tips if that's what he chooses.

The term you are looking for is broflake.

I gave you a star because I agree that LaCriox does not deserve disparagement, even though peach-pear is objectively their worst flavor. Yeah, I said it, objectively the worst flavor.

YOU SHOULD JUST DRINK TAP WATER, ASSHOLE.

“Goofus says that families should be separated at the border, but Gallant knows that it is a violation of human rights to punish asylum seekers by keeping them in inhumane conditions.”

I like LaCroix.  Weird to me how strong people’s opinions are on this topic.