Not surprised that were some gaping holes in a case involving Goatses.

“salt-white”) have been urging their followers to sabotage this tournament by voting for unlikely winners”

Maybe he just got off?

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMAGA!

What the everloving fuck is that email of the week.

Thanksgiving at the Goodlatte house is going to be awkwarrrrrrrrd this year.

ICE didn’t just spring forth from the ground. I will always hold those with higher status (like Sessions) above an agency (ICE) because it takes a Sessions to drive an ICE. 

British dude rags on America for its freedoms, then refuses commands from the island of the King.

Yet, 70 percent of white people voted for him.

Try to imagine the worst possible NFL preseason storyline.

Popstar is solid; Also watch Hot Rod, which I have been defending/recommending to skeptical people for [looks up release date] Good God, just over 11 years this point.

“There are no tools...in this pool.” 

I couldn’t even be mad. I was mad, of course,

Leaked footage of Trump watching those rallies at home. 

A Dangerfield getting disrespected? Typical

My cat’s named Schrodinger. And that’s either the best cat name or it isn’t.

In all seriousness, thank fucking god someone can finally just enjoy a fun MLS game around here. 

The Incels take a pigeon flying in New York as a sign that a woman is lying somewhere.  Best not to care what those lowlifes are thinking of, they are beyond redemption.  Focus on opening minds of people who aren’t already lost to reason

Kingman mayor Monica Gates said she “didn’t recognize a soul in that video.”

This fight will leave Papa John’s weakened, enabling the legions of Little Ceasar to sweep in.