I assume the GLUGLUGLUG is the sound of the Good Republican going out of their way to pour gas into the mouth of the drowning but also on fire person.

Here’s mine. Spacing ended up be a little off, but I like the result

White women didn’t care much either, let’s be real about it.

I don’t know.  I laughed out loud at “Bum Cuntflap.”

Chef: MY MOM

Dealer kept trying to say they needed to run a credit check to make sure I can get that price.

She is white, she can’t afford to mind her business.

And yet the NFL is OK with obscenities like “GABBERT” and “OSWEILER”

Kirstjen and Sanders, what a bunch of maroons!

I will not click that with my mouse

Minor League baseball is the best.

You know he just yells it as he cums, so he doesn’t have to keep working to get his partner to climax.

Nah, need a goatee to be an evil twin.

“Actually, it's about ethics in gaming journalism"

“MLB, you’d better not do that to Ichiro; don’t be cops.”

1. NBA Western Conference

Is that M. Bison or Cammy in her Shadaloo get up?  It’s great and I’m splitting hairs, but just sayin...

After Obama, all they know is being an opposition party. Without something to define themselves as against, they will fumble and flail for anything to just not be for.