At my local driver’s testing facility the first part of the test involved pulling out from the staging area and making a right turn into the parking lot. Right at the inside of the turn was a tall curb. You touch the curb, you fail instantly. Then the instructor just has you drive right back around the building to the…

Our driver’s ed car in high school was a 1997 Chevrolet Malibu, one of the worst products GM has put out in recent history.

I remember this movie.

You’re going to shit a brick when you hear that the original Compass and Patriot ran with only minor changes for ELEVEN model years.

And the second-gen was even shittier!

the large retractable canvas center-section you might remember seeing on the Jeep Patriot

There was the time I got bullied by a trucker.

I think the PT Cruiser is mostly just used as a device for carrying around the massive sound system he built.

After the 2017 model year the Grand Caravan is dead.

The idea is nothing new. With the Dodge Grand Caravan discontinued FCA needed a new “man van.”

I was so ready to hit the CP button until I continued reading.

We’re in a golden age of vehicle power and performance.

Some town planner in Massachusetts seems to be a 90s meh-car Mopar fan.

the car needs some “tlc for sure.”

The pictures don’t do the size justice- these cars are unbelievably tiny.

that leads us to what is perhaps this car’s best feature, which is that it’s green.

Right, I know it’s more like $2-$3k in profit and not $30,000. I’m just trying to illustrate how insignificant of an amount they’ll lose a deal over.

We’ve got a couple of big brand-name no-haggle used car dealerships in town (not CarMax but they work the same way).

Not for $55,000 though.

Back in the old days you had to wind the phone before using it. A rotary phone has a crank you have to turn a good dozen or so times before it’s ready to use. Youngsters don’t know how good they have it nowadays.