In college I had a 1993 Nissan Sentra, base package, manual everything, not even power steering.

For those who don’t know, the Suzuki Samurai sold in the US in the 1980s and early 90s was a version of the Jimny with a 4-cylinder engine instead of the 550cc 3-cylinder mandated by the Japanese kei class.

Those seats look like a really comfortable place to sit while you wait for a tow truck.

This Honda Accord is prettier.

I work in operations for a company that owns five dealerships.

As Tom said most people want their car now. Also, there is indeed a massive overhead with keeping all that inventory, but the burden is borne by the franchised dealerships instead of the manufacturer. This is one of the reasons why the manufacturers want to keep them around instead of switching to direct sales.

I must know, where can I buy these?

Switch blanks in the interior.

Non-functional vents/ducts.

It’s so ugly!

Obvious crack pipe-ness aside, this is the car that made Jeremy Clarkson eat his own hair.

I’m six weeks away from my ten year anniversary in the car business.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... no.

Five cars for $4500... but they’re Pacers. Part of me wants to say “Party on” and part of me wants to hurl.

Better every loop.

But that’s not hard.

1st Gear: Make It Easy

Because FERD FTEENTHOUSAND

Neutral: I haven’t but the salvage yard I used to work for had two delivery vehicles that were previously flood damaged.