Delorean DMC-12. It’s a cool car, yes. It’s made of sleek stainless steel, yes. And those doors.

Bugatti Veyron. Show it to pretty much any “regular” person and they’ll be all, “ooh, how cool!” But if you take a good look at it it’s actually kind of grotesque looking.

Back when I was selling cars I had a customer take delivery of a brand new 2008 Jeep Liberty. A couple hours after she took it home she called me in a panic saying the car was “going insane.” She said she was afraid to drive it to our shop in its current state, but she only lived ten minutes away so I offered to go…

A carb float issue in a 1987 Subaru station wagon I had in college.

Yep, 97 Malibu to be exact.

97 Chevy Malibu here. Felt no sadness when one of the kids crashed it.

Driver’s ed instructor at my school was also one of the football coaches and firmly believed in “tough love.” His routine for teaching a new group of drivers ed students? Lesson #1 was driving in the heart of downtown. This is in a city of 1.5 million residents and the lessons were after school, so at about 4-4:30 on…

Snow donuts!

That’s actually the best car for traffic. When the traffic comes to a dead stop you can just pick it up and walk past the traffic jam on the sidewalk.

No, THIS is the best family car.

With a diesel and a stick shift. Has a very stiff clutch and so much torque that it’s just about impossible to handle stop and go traffic without riding the clutch and/or lurching like crazy every time you need to move. Plus it’ll rattle your skull while you’re sitting.

Lamborghini Countach.

Starr Bumble Bee II. 8 feet 10 inches long, 5 foot 6 inch wingspan. It actually did fly (long enough for several passes) before crashing and almost killing its builder. Plus it looked like something out of a cartoon.

I only wished he’d lived long enough to parody Rob Ford.

Yeah you do.

“Hey man... am I driving OK?”

Wayne and Garth. Good tunes and plenty of red rope licorice to snack on.

Those are some good burgers.

Damn, beat me to it.

The Dude. Things would be nice and laid back and he’d always have a J for you.