The repair shop next to my local bar has had one of these sitting out front for the past couple months. Same color too, I wonder if it’s the Sinatra edition.

Safe Auto’s ads with that dude. I keep thinking Stan but I don’t think that’s his name. It’s like a horribly half-assed imitation of what Geico is doing. The Dollar General to Geico’s Nordstrom*.

That we’re only interested in fast cars. I know plenty of enthusiasts who love cars that aren’t fast.

Assume we’re the type to street race/drive like idiots. Most enthusiasts are some of the most responsible drivers I know.

This is probably the least unique NPOCP I’ve ever seen. This is just a base model Avalanche 2500. No custom work, no questionable project status, no nothing. Not even especially rare. Yes, the base model 2500 came with the 8.1. CP to the extreme.

That brings back memories. When I was a kid our next door neighbor would paint plane parts in his garage. He kept the plane at the airport though.

This looks like the nose of an AE86. I really hope they didn’t crush an AE86.

Call him The Stag, give him a helmet with antlers.

Have James May explain things.

Star in a reasonably priced car, but instead call it Celebrity in a Celebrity. Make them take laps in a clapped out Chevy Celebrity.

They weren’t exactly available to the public in mass quantities, but people were still tinkering with them that whole time. Mostly didn’t get beyond the experimental stage, but as far back as the 1960’s there were a few very low-production models available.

Toyota AE86. Back in the day they were just another Japanese compact. Today they’re incredibly rare and everyone wants them.

Electric cars. They’ve been around for over 100 years but ever since the 1910’s have just been a curiosity or niche vehicle, with their development never progressing much through the years.

I see someone’s been to Pep Boys.

In my experience working for a car dealership that sells lots of used Fords, here’s what happens. A person buys a new Ford and it comes with a little card that has the entry code on it. They never once use the entry code and then lose the card. Then at some point they trade the car in.

Nope, this is a well-off suburban community so they don’t have to deal with nearly as much nasty stuff as most police departments. They do use vinyl seats though.

So was the car nice price or crack pipe?

Drugs. Mostly weed, but the occasional substances that appeared to be heroin, cocaine, meth, possibly some molly. A couple of local police departments have accounts with us, and they trade in their old police cars when they buy new ones. There are ALWAYS drugs stuffed in between where the seat back meets the bench in…

A dildo. It was a fresh trade-in and the car was a total pig sty, the girl just traded it in trash and all. Full of all kinds of crap. I also found a phone charger and about $7 worth of change.