Sounds pretty FXXKing awesome.

SRT Viper GT3-R. If you’ve got half a mil burning a hole in your pocket you can own your very own race car.

I do the same thing with the plastic reflectors stuck on the line on the side of the highway.

“Ran when parked.”

Not preparing for things to go wrong. You’ll find additional parts that need replacing while you’re in there. Things will break while you’re removing them. Bolts will snap. You’ll need specialty tools.

Reminds me of the Gelnika from Final Fantasy VII.

A vehicle that changes from a sporty car to a little van and back.

Since I posted before without fully reading the question, instead I’ll post with this: bring a ridiculous car.

Ignore the safety briefing. Because the biggest jerk is the one who puts others in danger.

It’s probably in the “service position.” Looks crazy but it’s actually designed to come apart this way fairly easily to make the Diesel engine easier to service.

A brand new Jeep Wrangler.

Today I learned James Bond and Speed Racer are superheroes.

I’d rather not find out.

Cars should have gauges instead of idiot lights.

The Punisher’s GTO from the 2004 movie. The movie may not have been so great but the car sure kicked ass.

Wonder Woman’s jet. I mean... it’s a frickin’ fighter jet. And it’s invisible. How cool is that!?

I give it one year before Autotrader buys this feature and puts it on their listings.

Does that seriously say “RACING?” I think it does. Good lord.

How so? I’ve been driving a 2012 Fit at work for the past week and have no trouble keeping up with traffic. It’s sluggish, yes... but I barely have to rev it beyond 3500rpm to merge properly and it cruises at 80mph with ease.

Or that it’s so lightweight it just doesn’t gain enough momentum to flip. I’m sure the low center of gravity from the flat engine also helps.