CLICKBAIT ASSHOLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hoffmans.  There is no better.  Assimilate.

Canned peas belong in the trash.

“Hey guys want to come buy my half-used, useless crap?”

Survey says!

You apparently do, you’re commenting! 

Break weather is the worst!

Last week they overpressurized lines and our office shitter looked like an elephant’s ass exploded everywhere.  And the smell...my god, the smell.

(insert first name) Trump is an idiot.  

To idiots with bad haircuts, ill-fitted suits, and insanity bouncing around their whacky noggins.  

I adore your handle.

Boy, you sound like a real catch.  

Counterpoint- I find it fugly.  The mesh rear purposeful for shedding water looks poorly, lacks a functional gate and I am drunk typing so forgive the stellar sentence forming ymmv.

As have I.  Scary as hell.  I got so confused and sluggish, thank God I had friends get me warmed up.  

Merino wool shirts by “Woolly” are expensive, but so comfy. I’d say 5% itch and its really that minimal.  One of these under a Woolworth sweater is heavenly.

GTFO of here with this crap you racist prick.

Bravo Mr. Mandius.

Ummm...nothing happens.  Golf goes on.

Ummmm....nothing happens.  

Another genius article.  What to do if you owe taxes this year- PAY THEM.