Oh Jesus Christ, if someone looks good tell them they look good, if they don’t- then don’t.  Do you need a tutorial from some bratty “journalist” to explain how to be a good human?  

Shut up cunt.  

So good that you are an approved commentor. You bring so much added value to this site.

Even if he isn’t, your take still makes you look like a total ass.

Yup.  Im definitely dying.

I cant burp either and I get the throat gurgles.  People hear me and ask wth was that?

@Frida Garza how on gods green earth are you a “Senior Writer” when you pen nothing but gobbleygook and half-baked diatribes like this particular “piece”

Third say!

How does judicial override come into play?

yeah and a good way to piss a judge off and end up in contempt

Fuck off man.

Logic is sound. I will now try this.

Ummm....why wouldn’t you just use the *existing* rod?

First world problems.

I was sk8'ing outside an OTB with my boys back in college. I felt it, fuck- it was bad. I had huge JNCO’s on and this stupid web belt. Took forever to get open. Finally got the pants down and in one swift motion began to sit. Too late. I kid you not, it shot out of me like a rocket and covered the wall in green…

What is the aim and purpose of this piece, Michael? Serious question.

Whether taken as satire or sincerity, this piece is quite disenchanting. What were you trying to accomplish with this publication? Serious question Damon.