No, and this should be Exhibit A as to why not.

Exactly - this was just too similar to a spreadsheet. I go to work to bullshit on Deadspin, not vice versa

Sigh. I guess I gotta be that guy.

Your sister and her kids sound like nightmares.

They suck. It’s basically a big George Foreman grill.

Best answer. Cooking outside is great no matter the method.

He looks like someone who would know quite a bit about “propane and propane accessories” so I wasn’t worried.

Descendants is a good pick. I’ve had great times at Bad Religion shows and their fans seem well adjusted and smart. The worst pick would be Rush. They would die out within a generation because it would be all dudes.

Oh, gas v. charcoal - I’m sure this thread will be a calm and reasonable sharing of ideas.

Are speedballs more available in Colorado or am I missing something?

No slack, it’s Monday night football for crying out loud, this is the big time not the learn on the job league.

Y la dinamita hace boom!

So her gf hogged the straightener while they were getting ready in these pics?

Deep down, the public wants to move on from 9/11 instead of trying to reopen old wounds for the sake of patriotism. After spending over a decade going through these rituals, I am weary of all this self-flagellation.

So....

It’s pretty basic: if you do a crime, be prepared to do the time, and do whatever they tell you when you’re doing the time. Nothing wrong with using prison labor.

Nope. Happily married, been together 10 years, and never cheated on anyone. Nice assumptions there bud.

That sounds great, instead of one morally questionable parent now the child can have two.

And what a fucked up person you are. Congrats! It takes some seriously twisted wiring to come to those conclusions.

. . . ALL before he has time to think. Work fast.