I can’t get over chucklehead not correcting it. Drew wouldn’t have even featured that question.

The one that got away...

Re: Snot rocket showers & email of the week

Sounds like you need new friends! Surround yourself with better people, you’re scaring off any potential suitor with those losers.

#NotAllTheSouth

I used to have this anxiety. What got me through it is fuck that person, in the nicest way possible.

Look, I, like yourself, grew up in the south, still live here, so I hold doors. It’s my thing. But if I am walking to the door and deem you are too far away to hold it I have zero regrets. Like today, walking into the…

Salem. The Capital of Oregon is Salem.

and a thief

Yep, this right here. I think people that are currently 30-35 ISH will always think Kobe. Yea, we saw Jordan play, yea, we have gotten to see all of LeBron, but every damn person I know yells KOBE.

Yep, you nailed it me thinks. That coach had to have an idea of Rosen, whether in dealing with him personally or from the rest of the athletic department. He could’ve said “I don’t know the kid, but I haven’t had any problems with him. But you know what, his girlfriend is over there, she’d be able to give more info.”…

Tasty, tasty health hazard.

I’ve only had this happen once:

That was a softball. I’m proud of you for knocking it out of the park.

Cooking the ol’ asparagus is not that hard:

My wife doesn’t know her left from her right. We just went on a vacation, rental car, traveling around the state, her with the Waze going giving me turn by turn.

My computer science (where we did typing) teacher HATED me. Like, chick straight up did not like the way I looked or something and would regularly pick on me (to be fair, she only liked about 5 kids and this was 4th-8th grade, she was a real piece of work). So I made it my goal to be the BEST typist in the class so…

Men jackin’ it is not necessarily a sign of problems in the bedroom.

Except most of my sneezes are dry. Shit, most of the time I don’t even cover my face. I work facing a corner, so any germs get trapped in the corner. And at home, that’s my place, my germs can be anywhere they fucking want.

The color could have been a lot of swallowed blood? Consistency not so much though.

Yea, I’ve seen it...