This is truly some bush league shit

***cock-pocket***

O, I’m so sick of this “someone’s daughter, mother, sister, or aunt” BS. Women are people, not either a relative or a cock-pocket.

I’m surprised you let that “Kobe got passed over” claim stand. The ‘00s were FILLED with people yelling “KOBE!” as they shot fallaway jumpers at trash cans and laundry hampers.  

Might his issue have been that the volleyball coach couldn’t find any bland platitude to say about Rosen? Like, that he couldn’t even come up with “Oh, he’s a great guy, a leader of men, really like what he’s done for the program, and by the way his girlfriend is over there if you want any more detail.”

You mean the horseradish with food coloring?

Thats unfortunate. Im not sure what it has to do with a fraction of one beer not being dangerous to a fetus.

Thank you, you put it on a tee. I take pride in my ability to take a suggestive statement and make an obvious dick joke out of it. It’s one of my best qualities.

I’d just sit down and talk through it with her over hot dog sandwiches.

Don’t try to talk to your dad about your animal porn!

or maybe Lisa understands it’s not a racist character... yeah, that’s probably it. So maybe once again, Lisa is right.

“weaponized”

It’s a fictional cartoon tv show. People who are butthurt about it sure have a lot of time on their hands.

Competitive Overwatch trying to prove it’s place with traditional sports a little too hard with this ratio of players with scandals to players without.

“When [Foster] called strike three, [Rendon] threw the bat,” West said

The real shitty thing is he’ll probably get fined for criticizing an umpire. 

their co-workers upon learning Racist Vicki has been fired:

I can’t cosign that theory. Ingraham’s far too pale for his notorious brown girl fetish.

Bill Maher is trash.