You have to admire their staunch opposition to changing tradition. They’re even going to go as far as not winning a World Series for the 70th season in a row.

I will keep coming here for the hacks, but this seems like a really lame, uptight party.

“Don’t put hot dog toppings between the hot dog and the bun. Always ‘dress the dog,’ not the bun.”

If this was Reddit I would get downvoted to oblivion for this, but it’s not so pew pew here come the Takes! This is obviously a messed up situation and poor behavior. Having said that, people really need to buck the fuck up. Everywhere I look there’s all this talk of Fat-Shaming and Body-shaming, (slightly old man…

I ask for as many modifications as it takes to turn a chef’s creation into something I want to eat. I’m paying for the meal, the chef is there for me, I’m not there for him.

And the profanities in your article automatically negates your journalistic intelligence and won’t allow me to share this article with my young ones. Immature journalism coming from a grown black man who should know better. Tired of the F word and tired of MF word. I don’t need to be sucked into a world where using…

Is it just me or is UFC gonna sue McGregor’s ass into oblivion?

“Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you are making too much money”

Someone call the fire department

This is either A) a work, or B) some cocaine that was probably more pure than Conor was expecting.

Yo it is extremely fucking shitty and misogynistic to say the only reason a woman would have male friends is because she wants to fuck them.

Anyone who has friends is suspect and shal be banished to the phantom zone.

I don’t know anybody that likes Conor, white or otherwise...

True. No teams wants nor needs baserunners in the first.

Sure but Yates was only in there because Tom Savage continued to play through two concussions in two games

It’s going to get real awkward when that bus gets back to N-wordsburg.

This isn’t really hating on black people at all. It’s a group of girls having fun singing along to a popular song.

HPD has always been a bit of a shitshow. Throw in the corrupt crime lab, broken bail system, and you have a useless police force.

That’s something that struck me. Having a press conference to talk about how evil a person is... isn’t the police’s job? That’s some poisoning the well shit right there.

This story is so wild you could knock me over like I was a geriatric paraplegic security guard.