Hey, nowhere there does it instruct you to be black. No idea where Bennett got the idea he could do that.

So wait...you’re telling me Michael Bennett had the audacity to run away and hide when he thought there was an active shooter in the area? If only he had followed the standard law enforcement advice on what to do if there’s an active shooter.

Interesting detail or trivial detail? They repeatedly refer to him as “Bennett.” Never “Mr. Bennett,” which in a formal letter like this is trying to be, would be appropriate.

Let me be the first to welcome the Oakland Raiders to their new home.

Counterpoint: The Caribbean is a small price to pay for glory.

This is such a stain on the legacy of Confederate Gen. Ryen Beauregard Russillo.

SEX: NOT SPECIFIED

Man, he really let himself go after Scott Van Pelt broke up with him.

The resemblance is uncanny.

Don’t really see effort like this anymore in the comments section.

How dare deadspin publish a post by Mr. Petchesky, with his slavic sounding name, on this, the 5th anniversary of the Ljubljana Marshes hot air balloon crash in Slovenia. I am aghast at the insensitivity.

Look at the username. It’s still relevant to him!

Dramatic ass nigga

Thoughts and prayers.

Some pitchers chose to wear white wristbands to stand with the umps and promptly got tossed for not adhering to non-distracting uniform accessory rules

Are we sure they don’t just have carpal tunnel syndrome from jacking off to their sense of self-importance?

I’m waiting for someone to compare this to a raised clenched fist.

Riley Cooper didn’t get punished by the league, after the Eagles levied a fine. I could see it being similar.

Im siding with the verbose cheater because social media pity-fishing is so obnoxious.

I bet that the Rally cat was supposed to be at Minute Maid field with the Astros, but thanks to the Cardinals’ “advanced scouting & analytics” ...