Since Lackey has a second career as the replacement to Frank Oz as voice of Fozzie Bear, I’m surprised he got on via hit, and not a “Walk-a, Walk-a”

I don’t know about bars in hospitals, but I have long dreamt of opening a chain of bars in nursing homes. Name? Last Call.

Movie prop story! I used to work in the comic book division of an auction house. They had just started a Hollywood memorabilia division and the guy who ran it is the guy that played Lisa Simpsons’s sax on the show. I have a Simpsons tattoo (Fighting Hellfish) so we got along great (he gave me an autographed script).…

Yeah, we don’t worry about it. I look at the world around me and honestly? I’d rather my kid grow up to be the antisocial one staring at her phone (like everyone else) than be the overly friendly talker who just needs to start conversations with people because the sun is out and the birds are singing and she never…

I actually ate something out of the garbage the other day because my wife tossed out something that was half-eaten before I had a chance to get at it.
I made myself fried eggs for breakfast a couple mornings ago. I ate the eggs, turned to the fridge to get a piece of bread to mop up the yolk, and my wife grabbed…

Drew Magary is a fraud! He doesn’t even watch football! If he did, he would know that Bud Light is the official beer of the NFL, not Coors! He’s a big fat phony!

There is a Lays factory that is on a highway I drive by frequently and the smell it lays out is NOTHING like the smell of a freshly opened bag of chips.

It was, but the edit just pushed the joke too far. Win some, lose some.

His digital clock on order will skip from 2:31 to 2:33, just to avoid the painful reminder when it’s 28 to 3.

the ultimate log off

They’re called Kraft Singles. Show some respect.

Worked in the food industry for over a decade. This article is ridiculous. Most decent burger providers don’t use processed “American cheese” which has a very low melting point. In most cases, not only is the cheese placed on the patty directly after the first flip but in many cases “domes” are used to build up some…

I agree with the hamburger being a sandwich but hot dogs are not tacos unless you make your hot dogs with tortilla....then I dunno I guess you are right and also pretty fucking weird.

Talk shit about Kraft cheese slices again and see what happens.

since everyone else does it this way and only YOU think we are dumb, it is YOU who are the MORON doing it wrong

PERHAPS I WILL JUSTIN

Perhaps we could just put the meat, seasoning, cheese, condiments, and bun into a food processor for you, add liquid, and let you drink your burger amalgamation through a straw. Ya freak.

Counterpoint: Fuck you, Chris.

There is another aspect to this which is that 2 members of the Kirkland team were ejected from the game and suspended for stealing signs, ie. cheating.

I got pegged unexpectedly once. Once.