Thank you.

You...put shit on your sand wiches?

“Oh I’ve got nothing better to do than wait while Mr. Of The Border takes up valuable counter space under the microwave to assemble his sand which. Too good for cold bread, I see.” -What a normal person would think

THIS IS THE TRUTH!

Counterpoint: Cold bread is THE worst.

No, the role should be offered to the person who performs it the best.

The up your bud game!

Hurry! Get it in before someone else does!

How exactly are black people excluded from gaining access to guns again?

This reminds me of one time I was at the grocery store:

Get new headphones, man. Quality ‘phones won’t fall out. Or your ears are weird and you’re boned.

No email of the week and several typos starting in the first answer. I’m starting to think Deadspin doesn’t have that great of editors.

Go on...

Yes, it should and IT SHALL!

THE PATRIARCHY!

#MeToo

Floyd Sr. looks like Jamie Foxx and Mike Tyson had a love child.

Fissures are the worse than childbirth.

Different strokes, ya know?