See...I went the “recreating her past” angle. But her being one too, that’s an interesting one, especially for a female. Males who are molested have a higher chance of becoming molesters, not so much for females but that very well could be the case here.

I’m not MD, but I would put all of my money and possessions on her being molested at least once, probably by her father.

So you’re saying she has a type...

It’s almost as if the government tagging each car does absolutely nothing for them, other than increase the bottom line of course.

RIGHT! That’s where she draws the line of disbelief? At the emergency contraception? Fat-Matt-Damon-Look-A-Like creates his own universe? Great! Uploading your conscience-ness to a teddy bear? Totally believable! A world where you are forced to watch porn every so often? I can get behind that! But an improved (?)…

Both of you are much braver than I. Once started making bacon and eggs fresh out of bed without a shirt on, one pop of grease and I ran for the chesterfield. I can’t imagine getting my bare junk near an iron or wok.

Mister “I’m-Too-Fancy-For-Shitty-FastFood” over here

I’ll second this one. Since I started staying in a hotel at Thanksgiving when visiting my family, it’s been so much easier.

12 years of Catholic school here too. My favorite joke:

+1 transubstasiation

Grew up Catholic, can confirm.

Yep, cold air makes the sweats feel better and makes you get the puking out of the way.

The porters and stouts are already here my man

Who hurt you?

Yep, dentist is THE worst.Wife once scheduled me a doctor and dentist appointment on a Monday morning at 8 am. Get it out of the way right? EXCEPT it was the Monday after the super bowl. We watched the game at a private party at the local brewery. Got properly trashed on a stellar bock, the the owner walks out with 4…

I’m team this. It wasn’t a scuffle between two players, throwing someone out of bounds late or a “late hit” on a QB. This was straight up “I’m pissed the ref didn’t make a call and that the ball was not thrown right to me so I’m going to take it out on the guy laying on the ground”

1) Not War

except in his apology, he says it was retaliatory.

I’m ok with the rest of the Pats season, however long that is. Like you said, he showed intent to injure. Of all the bullshit fines and suspensions the NFL hands out, this would be the least bullshittiest.

I recognize. It’s god damn insanely genius