I got to drive one of these, and review it. Left out of my copy were the the three incidents where the passenger seat was occupied by young ladies asking me to take them for a drive. ( It is probably worth mentioning that I am older than some deities and have the charm of an accident in a mall parking lot)

Introducing - The Mercury Mistress.

pffttt the true pollution issues is with the corporations, not a 350SDL...

Keeping it on the road in place of a new car will do less damage than buying a new car...by a lot. 

Put a LS in it.

Damn, do I hate the giant screen. Subaru has to have it, because everyone has to have it, but at this point they’re just making up stuff to put on it.

A MB diesel for less than $4k? I’d sell a kidney for this. Where do i sign?

Put it in "H"! 

...with a top speed of 136.2 furlongs per fortnight...

Pretty much. The idea that “it’s just hacking” is short-sighted and foolish when we live in a society where connected systems can literally be life-or-death affairs. Yeah, this time he hacked R* this time - but what if it had been a hospital? If he’s not capable of remorse and exhibited violence in custody, he’s a…

I’m as anti-prison as you can get when it comes to anything short of violent crimes but even then I believe in rehabilitation over incarceration. However, I’m already seeing takes like “he’s just a hacker, he didn’t hurt anyone” which is absolutely the most braindead take I could have imagined.

The beady-eyed headlights, the utter blankness of its fascia, the jowly flabbiness of its proportions...yup, I’d say the “stylist” was paying homage to Putin’s favorite bitch:

Let's hope that he'll be treated and released.

It can go 300 hectares without even needing a tank of kerosene

That is in no way a fitting punishment for the crime of “hacking” companies that should already have had better systems in place. Does he not have any family, is house arrest not an option? 

It sounds like someone trying to describe a Fiat 500e over the phone, but without specifying any proportions, and the person writing down the nodes wrote it as if it was a full sized SUV

Honda of America getting ready to release the Prologue:

The timing of the end of that series and the start of her using a car wash for money laundering definitely suggests it’s possible. 

“González Valencia’s lawyer admitted that she had hidden transactions made at her establishment in 2015 and 2016 but the court didn’t definitively connect her to organized crime”

She learned this from watching Breaking Bad!