Agreed. I can’t condone what the driver did, but I can also see how it wasn’t a conscious act on his part. I mean hey, he very seriously injured someone and should be charged accordingly, but you’re right; charges need to be brought up on the drunk asshole who made the driver feel like his only option was to punch the…

My god....

I’d buy the shit out of a keyboard with circle keys, just so you know.

Thanks.

You’re right. It shouldn’t. I also don’t think she is fat. My gf is a tad bigger than she is and I’ve never thought she was what most people consider “fat.” Of course, convincing her of that is a nightmare. I’ve got every other company on the planet to thank for that.

Oh, come on. That’s just good kinja.

Hey I agree with your assertion that the Daily Show is a good source. I loved Jon Stewart’s entire run and I like Trevor Noah. But to say it’s unbiased is a serious stretch. Same goes for Larry Wilmore and John Oliver. Great programs. Still biased.

At least...

At least...

I agree with this. You need more stars, sir or madam.

I was juuust about to post this same thing. Thought I might scroll through a few more comments to make sure no one beat me to it. Lol here we are.

But someone has already made match.com...

Yes what is this, Gawker?

“SLURP SLURP SLURP! What are you doing? Take my pumpkin spice latte! What are you, scared?”

Grandpa?

I think they were frequently confused for one another in the 90s, so they’ve got some history there.

I love that you just compared Bear Grylls’ shows to Sesame Street. Oh man, you have no idea.

G.T.F.O!