I bet that’s exactly what’s annoying Fiji residents at the moment too.

We’ll drop you a line. A pun-chline. :)

I AM LEARNING SO MUCH

I really should have done more research....

Love, exciting and gnu
Come to our pen. We’re expecting ewe
Love, life’s sweetest reward.
Let milk flow, it floats back to you.
The Love Goat soon will be making another run
The Love Goat promises something for everyone
Set a horse for adventure,
Your mind on a new ram, man
Love won’t yogurt anymore
It’s an open smile on…

Just don’t have a kid.

Several inches. They’re long (longer than a typical human male’s) and skinny.

Maybe you’re just really hot, to goats.

Gyros for everyone!

Chevre mercy.

Some things just are.

Don’t you mean ram?

My cat definitely does not consent to being picked up. She also does not consent to being put back down again. She meows in protest at each action. She certainly does not consent to going to the vet and having a thermometer shoved up her butt, but we do it anyway for her own good. For me the line is: don’t do anything…

I’ve seen more than my fair share of hentai in my life but this made even me do a head tilt and say “....huh” in an awed voice.

As a goat breeder, would you recommend going for the deal? Asking for science.

You've goat to be kid-ding!

People only do if you choose to tell them, goats do not because they are goats.

Ewe should be ashamed of yourself.

Goat to hell. (not you, just blech...)

The goat cannot consent... because it’s a goat.